The Spoooky Sarah Palin

What gives? Could it possibly be because she's a real woman? One who has more balls than most men? One who actually has executive experience? One who is unafraid to oppose their own party? Show me one progressive that hasn't fallen in line just like a good little lamb. Going rogue? You betcha'! Don't blame her for being undeniably attractive. No, not the way she looks, but everything about her life is so real you just can't stand it. It's true, Sarah is an anomaly, and she's got a lot more common sense than Barack Obama has rhetoric, and believe me, he's chock full of it.

In the end, maybe Al Gore and his troupe of "global warming" zombies will die from frostbite. Certainly, it won't be from sunburn or heatstroke or carbon dioxide poisoning.

If there ever were a global crisis, it would be the lack of potable water. We can survive with a little too much carbon dioxide, but it's not like we don't exhale it with every breath, and the plants we depend on really need it anyway. So in that respect, we've got a really nice symbiosis goin' on with the green stuff.


The American Indian had a far better understanding of climate change than most so-called scientists. The U.S. Forestry Service spent decades making absolutely sure to stop or avoid any wildfires, until they finally learned that pine cones can't germinate without extreme heat. When the land was still bare after a year, they knew they had done their job all too well.