Thursday, July 1, 2010

The Boy President Speaks

Shut up! Just shut your blabbering mouth and do your job! Oh, I'm sorry, you don't have a clue, do you? Okay, then step aside mister sister, because there are women a' plenty ready to show you to the door. Get it together, man, it's not about you or your Candyland agenda, it's about America, free speech, free markets, and yes, you CAN fail. Take your pussy-assed philosophy and cram it up your own baby-smooth ass!

How can you not disgust your own self? Your whole life has been nothing but a pure political sham bolstered only by the twisted ideology of your sordid past mentors. But no, I blame you, and you alone for casting our future into the abyss, making G.W. look like a pre-school idiot. That makes you a high school moron. One who is ignorant simply does not know the difference, but one who is stupid knows the difference, but continues to make the same mistakes. You, I'm afraid, are the epitome of stupid.

You think GW Bush's casual Southern drawl was bad? Brother, it cannot compare to your wannabe homeboy slang that says far more about you than any confused collaboration of rookie-politician words. Trust me, "that" is a just a useless filler word to buy time for inept speakers like yourself. To tell you the truth, Sarah Palin's honesty will tear your feeble lies a new asshole. Mark it.

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